Dental Jokes to Spice Up Your Halloween Season

As Halloween rounds the corner and heads toward us, it’s time to get in the festive mood! To help you do so, our Time Square Dental Group team has provided some fun Halloween dental jokes for you and your family members. We hope you enjoy them!

Q: What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A: Ultra-Bite

Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear

Q: What does the tooth fairy give sharks when they lose teeth?
A: Sand dollars

Q: What do dentists use to fix a dragon’s teeth?
A: Fire drills

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: What do mice use to floss their teeth?
A: String cheese

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist!

Now remember, Halloween can be a scary time for your smile, so it’s important to take great care of your teeth and gums this holiday. You can do so by brushing your teeth twice a day, flossing once a day, and rinsing daily. It’s also important to visit your dentist, Dr. Razan, every six months, so if you’re due for a checkup and cleaning, now is the perfect time to deeply clean your smile! That way you can strengthen your teeth and help them fight the harmful particles Halloween treats leave behind.

If you have any questions or if you would like to learn more about having a smile-healthy Halloween in Pasadena, Texas, please feel free to call our office today at (832) 426.4433. We are happy to help you!